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Foo Fighters should do a sequel to Hot Buns

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called Hot Dogs

and it’s all frontal

and instead of a truck stop bathroom, it’s a petting zoo bathroom

and they end by petting dogs, smiling, and giving a thumbs up

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The Perks of Being a Wallflower

Yesterday, I was shopping at the mall and walked past the Bouncy Castles when who should I meet but Bill Murray! He was holding a bobby pin, put his index finger to his lips, shhh’d me, and then whispered, “Nobody will ever believe you.” Then he snuck over to a Bouncy Castle with a kid inside with his back turned, stuck the bobby pin in, and ran away while the Bouncy Castle deflated, asphyxiating the child to death.

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Bill Murray

Kelis

Gravity Falls

Stephen King

(via thelittlestenginethatcould)

Jack Kerouac

<3

SHINee

Frank Ocean

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